-The "Don't Walk" sign is merely for show.
- Going out "for a drink" can result in spending the equivalent to one months alloted food budget.
-Cab drivers are smarter than you think! They prey on those who don't know manhattan and take the longest and most congested route possible to up the meter.
-If you have motion sickness, don't take a cab.
-That smell? The bums.
-2 is the new 4 and 6 is the new 10. I'm fat here.
-NO one has blonde hair. I mean NO ONE.
-Unlike Missouri, all the hottest guys are GAY.
-If you see a person the sidewalk approaching you with a clipboard- RUN because they will trick you by asking you questions that are impossible for any human being to say no to (i.e. do want to help starving children? Do you like clean air? Do you want to do your part to save the eviroment?). After a 20 minute spiel about how their organization is going to change the world, but only with YOUR help, they ask you for a "donation" -They recommend $44.00- or, ya know, just your checking account number.
-The yellow ones really don't stop.
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